Kids these days…..
So desperate for relationships……
…….But why?
Spare me, please....
Why would you want to be in a relationship at this point in your life? You’re still trying to figure yourself out, now you’re taking on the task of trying to figure someone else out. Not only do you want to figure them out, you want to fall in “LOVE” with them?! What is “love”?! Do you even know what that is??? And you already know that with teenagers, most of us fall in “love” for the wrong reasons…guys especially. They tell a girl that he “loves” her enough, and before you know it, the pants are off and they’re sharing their “love”, when in reality, this “love” is just a gullible girl and a hormonal guy who got tired of pleasing himself. He will now go on to brag about how he “hit that” and proceed to ignore that girl and move on to the next one. Meanwhile, the girl (who has allowed the wool of the “love” cloth to be pulled over her eyes) is crying her eyes out to all her girlfriends about how he “used” her and he’s a “dog” and go on to insult the size of his manhood.In some cases, this “love” can lead to a future Maury episode where he is denying her “Beautiful 1 year old baby named LaQuandashae”. As it turns out, he is not the father, as she has allowed the wool to be pulled over her eyes one too many times.
Moving on…
Females (and males) these days seem to be a little too….”exposed” with their bodies, all in an effort to gain a little attention from some people of the opposite sex. I think I’ll go over guys first (it’s easier).
Guys have a tenedncy to do whatever they think girls will like. This usually involves pretending like they have money by wearing only name-brand everything (and still, somehow find a way to talk a girl’s pants off)
Now to girls…..(brace yourselves)…
Females o_O
Females are a walking enigma. When they suffer, the world suffers. When they talk, you better listen. They can’t figure out what they want, but they are desperate to get it. They find what they want, but they always find a flaw in it. They never make up their mind as to what they want. And when they do find out what they want, they can’t have it because somebody else already beat them to it.
Rant over.
Now, when females want a guy’s attention they go above and beyond the call of duty. First, they see the guy they like and comment on how attractive he is. Now, they have to figure out how to adjust themselves to get his attention. They will go out of their way for new makeup, clothing (usually more provocative), and will eventually get around to finding out what the guy of their dreams actually likes…..Usually it doesn’t matter. He likes what he likes, but she feels the need to “enhance” herself to make herself fit into his “type” of woman. And the girl will get upset that she can’t make herself to fit in.
Girls are always in a competition. They want to see who has the biggest….things, and the biggest…..yeah….Why do they compete? They want to see who can get the attention of the most boys…..but not the ugly ones…..the ones with “swag”. These guys usually care nothing about them, but only appreciate them for their……things….And the “love” cycle continues.
Girls do anything they can to get into a relationship with the “best” guy, but instead, they’re in a “relationship” which will only lead to heartache because somebody go their feelings hurt when they found out it wasn’t “exclusive”.
But whatever….
It’s not my heart being broken.
-Maurice W.
